2217
*swags all over u* oh god jesus christ ma’am im so so sorry let me clean that up for you
(via bitemarksonmyneckx)
(via kodak-taught-me)
239507
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
(via maxterbate)
4158
just let this sink in
Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar, but Leo hasn’t
(Source: petcanadian, via newyork-fornication)
